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![Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day on X: "The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day on X: "The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMkNcNPWwAAvPMU.jpg)
Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day on X: "The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out.
![Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day on X: "“Lynn, hand me the apple pie... and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict. Go stand by the Yalkults” #AlanPartridge #Aha #givehimanotherseriesyoushit https://t.co/BG2eBpPXPO" / Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day on X: "“Lynn, hand me the apple pie... and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict. Go stand by the Yalkults” #AlanPartridge #Aha #givehimanotherseriesyoushit https://t.co/BG2eBpPXPO" /](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9p1QVrWkAI6WcU.jpg)